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I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and family, but

it is so difficult in today's ever changing world to know exactly what to say.

So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to

say the following:


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for

an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice

holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious

persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the

religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice

not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar

year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other

cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great

(not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and

without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious

faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable

at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as

expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one

year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever

first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this

wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message;

however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
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