Welp, I feel really stupid now. I'm never driving anywhere without tools again. The whole problem was the distributor rotor set screw. The one I replaced about 5000 miles ago, AND tightened extra tight because I knew of the problems they are known for. I'm going to get a basic little tool set to keep in my car because this is just embarassing. I could have been back on the road in 10 minutes if I had just had the right tools with me. :roll: :evil: