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The Butt-Dyno
Just install a great mod like a cold air intake? Electric supercharger? Big Muffler? Magnetic fuel line ionizer? Awesome wing? Are you getting no respect from your friends for your newly found power? As we all know, these are high end and sophisticated modifications. Some may be TOO sophisticated to actually show up on a traditional dyno. So here we have: The Butt Dyno. Simply place it in the seat, and drive fast, weaving in and out of traffic. (On a race course, of course.) Now you can tell your friends with confidence "That oil-saturated air filter gave me 20 horses!"


Passenger Noise Reducer
KaleCoAuto loves all-in-one solutions, and we know that you do as well. Imagine, with one product, you could solve the following problems:
*Back Seat Drivers
*Nagging Significant Others
*People who doubt your awesome driving ability
*And more!
The KaleCoAuto Passenger Noise Reducer is guaranteed to reduce troublesome 'passenger noise' by 95%. The KaleCoAuto "PNR" is made from high quality silicone, with stainless bit and elastic band. Completely hypo-allergenic and totally humane. Order now, quantities are limited! Must be 18.


Cross-Drilled Brakelines
Want improved braking? Why just cross drill those rotors? Introducing KaleCoAuto cross drilled brake lines! Improved airflow through lines provides superior brake cooling. Brake fluid is exposed to cool moving air, almost instantly reducing heat, and providing shorter stopping distances! All lines are made of quality latex. Brake lines come in: Red and Yellow. Please specify color when ordering!! Warning!! You must replace ALL brake lines at once. You may mix colors.

And the "Doc Brown Special":

The famed and fabled Flux Capacitor! Many flux capacitor designs have come and gone in the marketplace. Most have only been compatible with certain low production paintless cars. But now, KaleCoAuto has brought to you a modern Flux Capacitor fully compatible with any present day vehicle! This item may be expensive, but can you place a price on time travel? NOTE: Special return policy: If you are not 100% satisfied, you may return this product for a full refund, in no LESS than 30 days before you purchase it!

More at: http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index
 

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Ahh yes ye old flux capacitor...
But who could ever forget the old standby?
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Muffler bearings....
 

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SETI20 said:
wtf? No headlight fluid?
Nope, but they do have Blinker fluid.
 

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Maybe it's a Flux Transformer..... :rolleyes1:
 
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