FooFighter said:
wow do you get a new one each month or what?
Not sure what to get the man who has everything?
Still not found that perfect present your your snobby mother in law?
Tired of short lived gifts that lose there luster even before the new year?
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Thats right folks. for a low monthy lifetime payment of $75.00 You can give the gift that keeps on giving. Long after the holidays are over..
A Honda CRX
Just imaging the look of glee and delight when the tow truck comes a dieseling up This Holiday morning and drops off one of our " Hand Selected" " previously Enjoyed" Honda CRX'S in your loved ones front yard. This is the gift that will wear long in the heart of your loved one. As he will think of you everytime he is working on it. or making runs to the parts store. ... just imagine all the enjoyment he will have Working on it, Driving it, towing it, working on it agian.. . Etc.. . . And when it does finally start to take shape and start to become a halfway reliable car that he can depend on and enjoy driving.... DONT FEAR> . . . The love is not gone. . . THATS RIGHT FOLKS Every 30 days. The truck from Fast eddies Towing and lawncare super lotto center and liquor store emporium will pull up and drop off another " Gently used" vintage Honda Relic. . for your loved one to enjoy. . . .
Soon He will have his own little Honda army of vintage honda sports cars / lawn orniments. . . And Each CRX Is offically numbered and signed by Fast eddie himself.. ..
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