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Harrisville, RI
policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Mapleville, RI. A $40 speeding ticket was included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Rhode Island State
Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RI State Troopers
Ball. "He replied, "Rhode Island State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd
just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.
 
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