I keep getting spam from someone selling Spermamax. Most spam I delete but I think these are just funny as hell. Anyone else getting stuff like:
Spermamax will make your sperm as tasty as a cake. With Spermamax you will have more sperm than there is water in the ocean.
Subject: With Spermamax you will need the whole towel instead of napkin to wipe off the results of your orgasm
Create your offspring with Spermamax.
Spermamax is your key to amaz1ng chicks.
? lmagine what could happen if the king$ weren't able to father.
Now there wouldn't be anyone to rule the world.
And the civilization would have died many centuries ago.
****************Yeah..This one was a bit over the top. Sorry. -crxfisher[/edit]
If you cum with Spermamax on July 4th, people will take it for the firework.
Would you like to be a father of the whole kindergarden? Try Spermamax and your sperm will be amazingly productive.
:lol:If you take Spermamax, women will spin around you like the planets spin around the Sun.