I don't want to toot anyone's horn. But when Mark (our Mark, different mark obviously) was ....somewhat....younger, he used to keep a log of his daily routine.
There are some hilarious entries in there. And it's plain to see how and why he got to become a cop.
That was probably the best internet reading I have ever done.
Fantastic stories. Even if they were fake (which I am doubting), it would still be some fantastic writing. I highly encourage you all to read this thread. 30 pages is a lot, and I just read his posts.
Settle in and go for it, you won't be disappointed.
i second (or third, or forth) that "have to read." along with the part with the 'master of puppets' theme music, I started to read 'a letter from Jen' and HAD to turn on Vera Lynn from Pink Floyd. great story!
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LOL This guy should take up writing...He definatly has a way with words..
This line especially had me LOL'ing..
"and the only description of this voice would be if Charlton Heston, Prince, and Barry White all jerked off into a turkey baster and artificially inseminated Weezy Jefferson WHILE she was toking up on a crack pipe in addition to snorting a mixture of Meth and fiber glass, and this would be the hosed up mutant ba^%$ child's voice."
Man! ..that is sommmme explination! hahaha
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