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NewNews said:Boy screams chickens to death.
A11yr old chinese boy, has killed several hundred chickens by screaming them to death. The screaming of the boy, wa sin it's turn caused by a stray dog barking at the boy. The incident was caused when the boy was on his way with his father selling propane bottles.
An observant villager saw the boy clenched onto a chicken ren in terror, with a big dog barking at him. A Chinese court has decided that the boy is responsible for the death of the chickens. Experts say some were scared to death, the others were trampled to death by their own kind.
The court fined the father $200 to pay for the damages.
NewNews said:Elephant squashes guide.
Sunday, in the Thai village "Jun", a guide was squashed to death by a male African elephant.
The animal, which was carrying 2 tourists on it's back during the incident could not appreciate the fact that the guide was taking it's picture.
The animal was startled by the flash, grabbed the guide with it's trunk, kicked him, and sat on him. Ruthlessly crushing the life out of the unfortunate man.
According to Thai police, this is the first incident in the village concerning elephant violence. Usually, the elephants should be quite "amicable".
Various sources said:Porn actrices petition against HD-TV
Porno actricces are frustrated over the latest technologies in television. In particular HD-TV. This new high quality standard in television shows their physical flaws in very high detail. Wich they are not very pleased with.
According to the movie stars, the smallest bit of cellulite will be painfully obvious on the hi-def big screens. Also crows feet are ruthlessly captured on camera. According to them, porn movies are much more prone to these effects, due to their high rates of nudity, and frequent use of close ups (just so you know)
This is potentially devestating to the self-esteem of the actresses and their reputation. And may be both financially and physically harmful. They forsee an increase in eating disorders.
The petition will be used as a poll to guage the support in a potential lawsuit, banning HD-TV.
NewNews said:Serial killer wanted even numbers
The canadian serial killer Robert Pickton has confessed to the prosecutors to killing 49 women.
In prison, he confessed that he wanted to stop when he reached 49, but he was forced to plan another one to end up with an even amount. This was the testimony of the Vancouver prosecution at the beginning of the trial against the 57yr old Canadian.
He now denies all the murder charges. Pickton aledgedly killed at least 26 women between 1978 and his arrest in 2002.
According to prosecutors, the only regret Pickton has, is that he did not reach a total number of 50.
