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I was cleaning my garage and came across this paper with a bunch of those "you might be a ______if you ____ " things. Some of them are pretty good, some may seem like familiar actions on this forum. Fell free to add your own.

You may be a racer if:

>you think the primary purpose of a wing is to PREVENT flight
>You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous time.
>When something falls off your car, you wonder how much weight you lost.
>You change oil every other week.
>Your e-mail adress refers to you car, and not you.
>you've paied 5$ for gas without complaining.
>You bought a race car before you bought a house.
>You bought a race car before you bought furneture for that house.
>you look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment
>you have enough spare parts to build another car
>you're regestered for wedding gifts as summit and Jegs
>people know you by your car and not your name
>you astound the cleark at sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar every other week.
>you think traction controle and ABS are for people who cant drive
>you found that your lawn mower runs pretty good on 108 octane, but dosnt really like alcohol
> you would choose a roll bar over AC if it were an option
>you consider the redline a "conservative suggestion"

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rex2nr said:
I'm getting married next May and I need car parts :p
Ooohh Scott, how about an all CRX theme to your wedding? Like on either side of the alter you could set up the race track "christmas tree" lights.And instead of bouquets at the reception tables you could have center pieces made of pistons and rods. Of course you'd need to get napkins with CRX prints on them and most definitely a big cake in a CRX mold. The possibilities are endless. :twisted:
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